WonderLand

WonderLand

I have decided that a Disclaimer or something is neccessary. Now, I'm not real sure if it matters or not, and Theres a good chance I could be talking out my ass, but here goes:

By Entering and Viewing this site, You Hereby recognize all works, opinions, thoughts, ideas, and creations in general are the sole property of the owner, being me. You also Hereby agree that under no conditions you will sue, press charges, macliciously assualt, wound, or beat the creater and designer, being me.

There. Now I got all the fucking bases covered.

Welcome

I am Randall and I make things up.

My name is Randall Doyle, and I'm a very confusing person. I constantly contradict myself, in every possible way. I would like to say that I'm getting better, becoming normal, but I'm not. I'm not so sure thats what I need anymore. What I really need is recogniztion. And I know that's shallow and weak and Insecure, but that's ok...It's what I am. And I'm not about to deny what makes me who I am.

You know what lonliness is? Lonliness is more than just being by yourself, because we all gotta deal with that. No, real lonliness fucks with you alot more than that. Real lonliness is always needing someone, no matter how much you hate it. Real lonliness is feeling beaten and worn and dead inside even when youre surrounded by everyone you love. It makes you want to cringe and hold all those people who don't know. Real lonliness doesn't have a real definition, you just know it when its there.

Site update notifications...or something:

I guess I'm supposed to update shit every so often...though I'm not sure I'm up for this...sounds like alot of responsibility to me.

June 26, 2002 4:04 AM

Just gettin this shit started and whatnot...Heres something to keep you busy...www.dank4me343.tripod.com/

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June 27, 2002 12:56 AM

Got alot shit up and running last night...stayed up till like 8:00...I dont know...This site isnt good enough to have taken five hours...Anyway, I added a David Blaine link, and got The Update Page up. The link page is now the resource page, and I've added a bit to that. I doubt I'll be stayin up so late tonight, so nothing else may get done.

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June 29?, 2002

God. Staying up so late has got me all confused on dates. It feels like its today, but its really tomorrow. Anyway. Shit got done. NEW UPDATE! Organized things a bit..put all the stories on one link page. Added Kazaa...everyone download it and stick it to the record companies lol. Ive created a page dedicated to Dead Baby Jokes. It was neccessary, and I don't think anyone would disagree. I wrote something new and put that on there too ("Ramblings"). Don't feel like doing anything else...gonna eat this burnt popcorn here....

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June ??, 2002

Added a couple new Updates, fixed "Vincent and Eddie". I'm not getting a whole lot of productive things done lately...got sucked into reading Alice in Wonderland again. And Hey, FUCK anyone who doesn't like Alice in Wonderland....Yall just dont know....

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July 2, 2002

New Updates. Fixed the Anarchist Cookbook, so it can be downloaded now. Added some links, added some quotes. Now I'm going to go read the Mick Foley Autobiography...

Oh, and for Fuck's sake, sign the guestbook people...Were you all raised in a barn?

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July 5, 2002

I added only one new update...THE UPDATE PAGE...it'd have to be my favorite. But thats probably just the innebriation talking right now, I'll probably just take it off outa shame when I sober up a little. I'm Having surgery the 12th...so I don't know how much I'll get done in the near future..you know, with the whole swelling of the jaw and all.

Oh yea, and there is now Jenna on the website, so it is one step closer to being complete. :)

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July 27, 2002 5:26 AM

Hello hello. I added a couple of shitty updates, and a new thing on the stories page. That's about it....

I survived my surgery just fine...though I took the pain pills much to quickly, and one side of my face may be infected. None of this matter...because one of my life goals will be complete soon: I'm Going to a Tool concert August 9th!

I'm glad it was so easy...because i might have to have done drastic things to go....

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/07/26/snakehead.fish.poison.ap/index.html

Ya gotta see this shit.

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August 4, 2002 2:49 PM

Hello. I would firstly like to comment on the banner at the top of the site..it often changes, but right now it says "Guys don't make passes...at girls who fail classes." Lol Yea. Cuz that's what guys are worried about.

Our trip to Richmond for the concert has been cancled..seeing as how all they had were fucking "U" seats (like all the way in the back, all the way at the top).

Anyway, I haven't done a whole lot today, except adding a couple new things to the Stories and Whatnot page. I'm going to attempt to get A SNES emulator and some ROMs up here in the future.

Though I can't say when this will happen...I'm on the third book of The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever...and i still got three left.

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August 17, 2002 6:26 AM

Greetings. I went to King's Dominion Today. Shit rocked hardcore....Except for the two hour wait for the volcano....thats just some bullshit. I've updated a shit load of stuff....Added some new shit on the stories page, added a new update. I decided it was too much work to get the ROM page up, so i just added two kick ass links for it.

I have now started the sixth book of this series, it being the last one. I don't know what im gonna do when i finish em....

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August 20, 2002 8:57 PM

I added a new update (i was forced to write it after watching the six-o-clock news. Theres one or two new quotes...fixed the bug on the Resource page...thats about it.

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September 1. 2002 2:23 AM

Put up a few new quotes...

School doesn't really suck as bad as school could, but its by no means enjoyable. And it makes things even worse because i dont have the option of slacking off all year like before...i have to try or i wont graduate on time.

But even with all the school shit, im still able to get some writing done. Its actually a a bit hectic...im working on like three different stories at once, not counting the big one. But if all works out, ill have three brand new kick ass stories, and i wont immediately start failing in school.

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September 4, 2002 5:00 PM

I have completed the picture album and put a link up for it, along with many other links, on the resource page. There is one new quote...

I didnt go to school today, so you think i would have got something constructive done today. But sadly, i did nothing except argue with people on newgrounds and play MOH. Maybe tonight i can get some writing done.

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September 10, 2002 11:20 Pm

Added a couple new kick ass quotes. Theres a great new update as well. I've managed to almost finish a story, and ill put it up next time i update. Thats all ive got now...

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September 11, 2002 11:29 Pm

Ahh well i dont have the story i said i was going to, but i have a different story...so its pretty much the same thing. New updates, New quotes, and im going to bed.

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Yea...

...Thats Me Alright.

Heres a Thought : What if God did that whole "Virgin Mary" thing again, and the stupid bitch just had an abortion?

"I wish I hadn't cried so much!" said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out. "I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears! That WILL be a queer thing, to be sure! However, everything is queer to-day."

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...Well I've got my wings....and I never even knew it...

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