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The sole purpose of this page is to allow me to express my opinions to large masses of people that do not care in the least. Enjoy.

    WorldCom      June 27, 2002
     There is some crazy shit going down on Walstreet people. Companies like Worldcom are going to drive the already sickened economy into the ground. I guess I should explain the situation, for those of you who dont know.
Ok. Let's say the company takes a loss of one million dollars. Now, if the loss is written down in "the books", The companies stock will drastically decline in value. So what WorldCom did was record the losses as company expenses. The man on the news explained it like this: If your proffesion is a race car driver, you have to buy a car. Now the car can be used over and over again, so it's not counted as a financial loss. But the gas that is used to fuel the car can only be used once. Once it is gone, you've lost the money and you've lost the gas, so it does count as a loss. What worldCom did was make all the gas look like race cars, therefore keeping the prices of their stock up.
So everyone who had money invested in Worldcom stock, they believed their stock was worth quite a lot. When really, all the stock they owned was just worthless paper. Some fucked up shit....
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Arizone Wildfire, A.K.A The apocolypse      June 27, 2002
     It started as innocently as a wildfire can, but quickly grew to be something out of a bad B Movie. In one night, it spread over 60,000 acres. One night, in the mountains of arizon, two immense fires  linked together into one. As of right now, the fire has swept across about half a million acres. It has destroyed about 300 homes, and forced 30,000 to flee from their houses. The craziest shit is this: One of the fires was started by a U.S. Forest Servis employess. The fire is now only about a mile away from a town called Show Low, which is a VERY commercial little town.
Ok. I know that I'm always quick to point out possible Armmageddon, but this is the real thing I think...so if there was anything you wanted to do before you died...I suggest you look into it.
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Pledge of Alligence ruled Unconstitutional??        June 27, 2002
    I really cannot believe this shit. We really need a revolution. Make the blood run in the streets paved with gold...and all that shit...
Whenever a school shooting occurs, Our Government is quit to to ask questions and point fingers. Why did this kid do this? Why didn't he have any good influences? Oh it has to be the media...and video games...and drugs. Yea. That must be it. Or Maybe, All the things that meant anything got ruled unconstitutional. How is it that one athiest can change the whole school system, but a million pot heads (steadily signing petitions and protesting) can't get Marajuana legalized?
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This just in: R.Kelly touches little kids! No one suprised!  June 27,2002
     How does someone make a porno video of them fucking a 13 year old girl, have people find it, get arrested, and then plead innocent? This child raping bastard has been sued three times already for underage sex... I mean, cmon RKelly, how can you NOT be guilty...you videotaped it...
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Martha Stewart     June 27, 2002
      Martha Stewart has a T.V. show. Martha Stewart writes books. Martha Stewart knows how to do anything thats ever need to be done. Martha Stewart is also a thieving piece of shit.
Insider Trading : A company is only days away from going bankrupt. Only the CEO's and several others know this. So one night, one high ranking employee calls all his buddies, who have stock in his company, and tells them to sell quick, before they stock drops. This is insider trading. This is also illegal. It gives an unfair advantage to the owners and head honcho's in Walstreet. This is also exactly what Martha Stewart did.
A friend of good ol' Martha's calls her, tells her to sell all her stock at 92 dollars a share, because the company is gonna go under next week. So Good ol' Martha does. When the company goes belly up, the shares in the company are worth 17 cents. Martha Stewart's rich ass illegaly made half a million dollars.
This is Not good....
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I Really Am Going To Hang Myself One Day.....June 29?, 2002
    A new law was passed today. This law grants Schools the right to randomly drug test any student who is involved in any extra-curicular activity. The part that we should all be concerned about is this : Those who put forth the law said something like "The student's safety is not the cause or purpose of this; Schools cannot be held responsible for students who injure themselves while on drugs."
This Means : These people are not the least bit concerned about us dying from overdoses. They said, more or less, that they could give a fuck less if little Johny is being eaten alive by his heroin addiction. The only purpose of this law is for schools to save more money, which will be put forth into most important matters...such as new football uniforms and a new rubberized track.
You do drugs. You got to football practice. You get hit by a bus. They drug test you, find THC in your system, and you cannot sue them. God...Democracy is Such a good idea.
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Pointless Policies      June ??, 2002
Israel and Palestine are at war with one another. They have been at war for a very long time. The (damn) Jews want Israel back, even though they lost it in a war. It's like Spanish people everywhere wanting Mexico back, just because they had it first....but I'm getting off track here.
America sends money to both Israel and Palestine. Some of it goes to basic neccesities of  course...but a good deal of it is funding their war. The people of these countries shoot up day car centers. These people set off bombs in crowded places everyday. These acts are not only tolerated, but encouraged. There are children as young as 7 & 8, saying things like "I can't way to grow up as a suicide bomber, I'd love to die for my country." Yet we send money to them. Does this sound like a good idea to you people?
N.A.F.T.A.  The North America Free Trade Association. The purpsose of NAFTA is not good at all...Many companies, with NAFTA's help, build large factories in Mexico instead of the U.S. Not only that, the companies pay these poor mexican bastards next to nothing. So American citizens take it up the ass by losing jobs..and Mexico Citizens by damn near being stole from. Immagrants (both legal and not) come into America and take jobs from Americans...then on top of that, companies base their factories in Mexico.
And our Government wonders why unemployment is a problem...
 
You do not feed the neighbors when your own family is starving.
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Humor    June ??, 2002
I know a person named Josh. One day recently, Josh said something to me.  He goes "Ok..guys...I've finally fount out. All this time...I've been trying to figure out why everytime I do Pushups, I get a boner. It's cause all the blood rushes downward!!"
Lol. This is fucking hilarious.
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No Fellowship with Tyrants, by Cicero      July 1, 2002
   For in exceptional circumstances that which is commonly held to be wrong is found on reflection not to be wrong. I shall illustrate my meaning by a special case which, however, has a general bearing. There is no greater crime than to murder a fellowman, especially a friend. Still who would say that he commits a crime who assassinates a tyrant, however close a friend? The people of Rome, I tell you, think it no crime, but the noblest of all noble deeds. Did expediency here triumph over virtue? No, virtue followed in the train of expediency.
     There can be no such thing as fellowship with tyrants, nothing but bitter fued is possible: and it is not repugnant to nature to despoil, if you can, those whom it is a virtue to kill; nay, this pestilent and godless brood should be utterly banished from human society. For, as we amputate a limb in which the blood and the vital spirit have ceased to circulate, becuase it injures the rest of the body, so monsters, who, under human guise, conceal the cruelty and ferocity of a wild beast, should be severed from the common body of humanity.
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Goddamn Enviromentalists    July 2, 2002
 
Ok. You wanna know a main cause for that fire in Arizona? Enviromentalists. They are fucking whackos I tell you.
There is something called a "Preventive burn". It is when The U.S forest department occasionally burns certain places in forests, so that if large fires(like the one in Arizona) start, they are held back by the "Burn Line". But the whacky, ignorant Enviromentalists protest this. So the burns didnt happen in Arizona. That fire could have been prevented, if not for those fucking nut jobs.
The only things worse than Enviromentalists are Animal Rights Activists...they're even more ignorant.
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Happy Independance Day    July 2, 2002
    Independance day. The 4th of July. It should be a time of happiness, BBQ's, Fireworks, and cold beer. But those goddamn dot heads ruin everything...
The government has recently stated that it is almost definite that another terrorist attack will happen. They also believe that it will be on our Independance Day. Now this is either mass paranoia on our Government's part, or we should all just stay inside on July 4th...I'm not sure which I believe. But I'll tell you this. You want see my ass in crowded places for a couple days...
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Republicans piss me off    July 2, 2002
    Now I will admit, I don't really care for a good part of what our Government does, but I'll be the first one to point out good deeds. Like Democrats...they may have a few problems here and there, but for the most part, they have their shit together. Democrats try to lower unemployment, while making programs and whatnot to help the Economically challenged, and they believe in abortion. These are good things.
Republicans. Republicans make the people of P.E.T.A. look sane. If the republicans had their way, rich people would keep getting richer, and poor people would keep getting poorer. Think I'm exaggerating? George "Dubbyah" Bush's great plan to save the economy went like this : Give the rich people (1% of the nations population) 50% of the nations wealth. While distributing the other half among the other 99% of America's population. Needless to say this great plan did not work at all. Most republicans don't believe in abortion...which is ignorant. How can our government make choices like that for us? We as American Citizens (more specifically females in this case) have a right to choose what happens to their bodies. If it does not have a conscienceness, then it is not alive. I don't give a shit if it has a heartbeat or not.  But republicans are some cold hearted bastards...if you get raped and get pregnant, oh well, thats your problem. If incest occurs and your father gets you pregnant...oh fucking well, thats your problem. Yet republicans believe in the death penalty?    These people should be stopped.
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Attachment      June 5, 2002
 
      I'm tired of it. I'm sick to fucking death over all of it. I feel like I've killed myself, and I have yet to realize it. I don't like having to force a smile, I don't like having to hide from everyone every day. Everyone is so fucking blind. Oh yea, everyone is soo fucking concerned over everything...but no one really knows what's going on. I don't know whats worse; having to hide everything way deep down, or that fucking look in your eyes if I ever told you. But I guess that doesn't really matter now does it? I let you kill me, didn't I? I let you allow me to destroy myself. DEAD BEHIND THE EYES. This fucking maze I'm in doesn't even have an exit does it? But don't worry about a thing. All the things that once drove me, all the things that once propelled me to better myself in hopes of contradicting my faults...its all dead now..fucking scar tissue. So with much sadness....I've left all that behind...Theres no use at all in dwelling in the past.
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   Just Speculation   July 27, 2002
 
  Alright...all I'm going to do is point out a few things...you draw your own conclusions about what exactly is in store for us.
 The Arizona wildfire hasn't been put out...in fact; a large cloud of smoke is blocking out the sun over a town or two.
 Little girls all over the country are being kindnapped, raped and killed.
This Snake-head-fish thing has been found in America now.
Somewhere or another in america, thousands of squid washed onto the beach...the ink has turned the water black, and may be poisonous to humans.
Astrologers have identified a meteor that has a chance of hitting earth sometimes moderately far into the future. If this meteor hits, it may destroy a continent.
             Yea. Its the end all right.
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Anomaly   July 27, 2002
 
 
  Four men. Four unique cases. All end the same way. Its a little more than ironic if you ask me....
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Drowning Pool Front Man Found Dead.August 17, 2002
 
 Dave Fucking Williams was found dead on his tour bus. This is some insane fucking shit. I met that man, when he was at the record store (can't remember the name...). He signed a cd and shit. And now he's dead. They still havent concluded the cause of death...but I'm guessing it was drugs. Because everyone thats famous dies from drugs eventually...
 
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When did America become such a pussy?

 

      What the hell has happened to our country? Look at what we used to be...We challenged The Nazi War Machine when everyone else was scared shitless of Hitler...We retaliated with great force after Pearl Harbor...When our government got extremely horrible, we rose up and started the Civil War. But look at us now. Were so scared of offending another country that we've become content with sitting here and waiting for the end.

            Sadam Hussein is a horrible, horrible sick bastard. He tests his brand new  biological weapons on his own people for God's sake. Hes not just insane, Hes intelligent. And an intelligent psycho is the worst kind. So while hes over there plotting and planning and perfecting his deadly gases, we sit over here and do nothing. George W. Bush was all ready to send in a team to take care of HusseinEven the CIA agreed that it was a good idea. But a whole bunch of dumbshit advisers are telling Bush we shouldnt attack "Unprovoked". Well if creating poisonous gases to use against us isnt provocation, I don't know what is. Do we really have to wait till he starts killing Americans?

            The first Bush administration had a chance to take out Hussein, but the same ignorant advisers shot the idea down then, too. Whatever happened to Americas "Crusade" against terrorism? I mean goddamn, give me a machine gun and send me over there, Ill take care of everything.

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As I watch the six o clock news, I am horribly reminded of a horror story from the Bible. Wars erupt and famines spread. Fires consume half our country. A whole continent is dying from a plague that has no cure. Madmen run countries with an iron fist, while creating poisonous gases to eradicate his enemies. The media runs everything, pumping daily doses of scandal and sex and greed into our homes every night. Old people spend all their retirement money on prescription drugs, and end up eating cat food because their so poor. Small girls are being kidnapped and raped as I type this. Thousands of people die everyday in car accidents, plane crashes, earthquakes, mudslides. Everything has a statistic. Everything has a category. Laws and opinions made up by someone else have confined us into a horrible package labeled "Free". Talent and skills no longer mean anything, and money has replaced common sense. 

This morning, the news said that one in four people in Virginia will be diagnosed with cancer sometime in their life. Kinda makes me hope its me...

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                   Canada Releases new study on Marijuana   9-11-02

 Oh, my dear friends, the day has finally come. This is a great victory for those of us who have understood fact and reason for so long now. Canada released a new study of marijuana the other day, and the influence this report is going to (hopefully) have on our government will be wonderous. We, as in the marijuana using citizens of this country, now have direct proof that our government has either been lying, or has been horribly mistaken for so long. In the suday that Canadian officials released, they stated marijuana is  "less harmful than alcohol", and that marijuana "should not be treated as a criminal problem, but as a public health issue". HaH!

I have now compiled a list of people and groups and things that deserve a great big Fuck you for being wrong all this time. Here goes:

1) The health books at school which state Marijuana is just as harmful as crack or PcP.

2) The various people I have said I'd be dead before 20 because of pot.

3) Anti-Marijuana propaganda.

4) Any Straight-Edge people anywhere.

5) Jerry fallwell.

6) Cory Stinnets Mom (and stepdad).

7) And finally, Barbara Bush, for her "Just say no crap".

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