6-21-03
9:37 PM
Been working alot, and partying in my down time...so I haven't had much time to update. I rocked it out today tho...There's new rants and poems, a new contribution..uhh...got the update page going. I'll do more when I have time.
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4-20-03
1:55 AM
Well, after a week and a half on extreme sickness, Randall is back to running on full tilt. For a while there, I didn't think I would be able to make it. I ask you, who could possibly manage to get an Ear Infection, a Sinus Infection, and a horrible cold at once? Yours truely, of course :)
I learned things this past week, and they all have to do with doctor's offices. I'll share this knowledge with you now:
1. There are never any attractive people in a doctor's office. Don't even bother looking. If it's not a 110 year old hunchback sitting across from me, it's a limping monster with three arms that walks through the door.
2. Babies cry, I know that. But what I do not understand is why everyone brings their baby to the doctor's office, cuz it's like they spent a good ten to twenty minutes vigoursly shaking their baby, so as to make it wail constantly while I'm dying from SARS.
3. Nurses love making you fill out forms. Even if they don't really need the form, they'll make you fill it out anyway. It brings them joy.
4. Do not expect to wait less than 45 minutes, because if they bastards moved any faster, it might be convinient.
5. Once you finally get called out of the waiting room, the same nurse that rudely thrust forms at you does diagnostics. This includes weight, temperature, blood pressure, and a brief (but don't forget rude) interview of what's wrong with you. The nurse then proceeds to belittle whatever may be wrong with you...example:
Me: "My head has been hurting for three days, I've been coughing stuff up every five minutes, and when I blow my nose there's blood in the mucus."
Nurse: "Oooooh so you just have a little cold"
And then she writes "little pussy cold" on her clipboard.
6. After waiting another good 45 minutes in the doctor room (with shitty music and cold air piped in from above) the doctor finally see's you. Despite the severity of your symptoms, he'll give you a decongestant and tell you to stop smoking. You then get to come back to the doctor three days later.
Yea...go Doctor's office. Anyway, there's mad new shit added. There's a picture page, a guestbook, and a new Contributions. page. I've also put something new in the rant section. I meant to do more, but I'm a lazy bastard.
Happy 4-20!!!
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04-04-03
9:48 AM
I stayed home from school today, due to those goddamn hotwings tearing up my stomache. They should put some kind of warning on the hotwings...something like "CAUTION: DO NOT EAT TWENTY EXTRA SPICY HOTWINGS IN A 24 HOUR PERIOD, OR YOU WILL COME DOWN WITH THE AIDS VIRUS."
I've added a couple new Tool songs on the lyrics page, and I finally got NIN Lyrics up.
Also added a new rant: Exodus
There's also a couple new quotes.
http://www.freewillastrology.com/beauty/For curiosity's sake, read that. There are things to be learned everywhere, especially in unexpected places.
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3-29-03
1:30 AM
Theres new shit on both the rant and short story page, along with a new award. I seem to have melted my brain into a new state this weekend, and I'm ungodly exhausted. I didn't get any lyrics up, and I haven't put up a guestbook.
I'm getting there :)
On a more suspenseful note, I'm hoping I get to see George W. Bush eat Suddam's still beating heart, on live tv of course.
A man can only hope.
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3-27-03
10:30 PM
Put up Vultures and Trenches and The Voice Of Temptation. Tomorrow (or the next day) I'll add NIN lyrics and give out a new award.
My horoscope: Capricorn - What others think depends on how you present yourself. Be moderate for now, and roll out your stranger ideas once you're sure of this crowd. You sense something in the air even if you can't see it yet
Today has been a very bad day.
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03-17-03
11:05 PM
Finally, this is up and running. I decided that the old site was just a little too whiny and too full of complaints.
I added every single thing I have ever written (well...only the things that have been approved for public viewing), as well as revised old stories I have written. I must say, they are much better than their original state.
There's no reason to abondon a good thing, so I just copied the quotes page from the old site. There is still a small amount of work left to be done, but this is a good start.
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