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Clara Harris
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If you haven't heard, then read these.
For those of you too lazy to click the links, I'll summarize what went down: Clara Harris and her husband had been having problems in their marriage. She knew he was sleeping around (he had admitted it to her), yet her desire was to do anything she could to keep their marriage together. She even offered to have her breasts enlarged for him. So stick with this and roll forward in time a little bit.
Miss Harris recieves a phone call, saying that her husband and some floozy were down at the Hilton Inn. So she drives down there to surprise them. The floozy and harris got into a little scuffle, and she was asked to leave the building. The bitch jumps in her fucking Mercedez and speeds towards the husband and his new chick. She sideswipes the floozy's car, and rams right into her husband, sending him flying. She then proceeds to drive around and around her husband in a circle, hitting him two more times.
Ok, very good. To me, this sounds like she got super pissed at her cheating husband, and ran him over with a car. It's logical isn't it? I mean, theres eyewitness video of her hitting her husband, and then running him over twice more. But no, of course not. Rich people never fall well.
She entered the plead of not guilty, claiming that the whole thing was an "accident". There is no such thing as "Temporary Insanity" in Texas, but theres the next best thing: "Sudden Passion". This is basically just a broader, more water-downed version of Temporary Insanity.
Harris says she attempted to hit the floozy's car, and didn't know her husband was there. I say bullshit. Maybe if she hadn't of circled around three or four times, doing her best to hit her husband with her expensive car, I might be able to swallow it. The prosecution wanted to enter the 911 call made by harris as evidence to her "innocence". It was thrown out, and I say damn right.
They were trying to show that because her 911 call was confusing, panicky, and a little overall "out there", she was innocent. Well, no shit it's going to be panicky: She just ran over her husband multiple times, and the bitch knows she's fucked up.
If it was a man running over his cheating wife, there would have been no question at all. He would have been called a murderer and sent to jail. This keeps getting better though...
Ok, so the jury brings back a guilty verdict, giving her the sentance of twenty years, with the possibility of parol after ten. And oh God you should see this dumb cunt cry in the courtroom, like maybe she expected to just get away with murder with no kind of vindication what-so-ever. So the attornies are apealing, because 20 years is just too harsh for this rich, white woman who let herself get a little too pissed-off at her husband, while she sat behind the wheel of the car her goddamned husband bought for her.
So, Miss Clara I-ran-over-my-husband Harris, perhaps you should just drop the whole appeal thing, quitely do your jail time, while remembering to constantly Shut the Fuck Up.
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Anti-War Protesters
Alrighty, I'm going to make this very short, and very simple. I am also going to outline it in a way that even the most ignorant of Homo Sapiens can understand it.
These are the facts that Anti-War Protesters must remember, at all times.
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The War on Iraq is not about oil, so stop kidding yourselves. Do you think Our government is not aware of the response they would recieve if they just up and robbed the entire Middle-East of their oil?
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Stop saying Iraq is not a threat to America, because no one is buying it. Weapons of mass destruction mean weapons of mass destruction. Period.
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You cannot say this is an "Illegal War". The President holds the title of "Commander In Chief". This title comes with the power of having full legal authority of America's armed forces. It means the "United" Nations have no say so over what Bush does in or with Iraq. Niether do members of The Senate, The Congress, or any of you pansy bastards. Pacifists can burn in hell.
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As of tonight, it has been reported that Suddam has launched several missles he claimed not to have. What else does he have that he claimed not to?
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Hitler was a corrupt tyrant. El Duce was a corrupt tyrant. Emperor Hirohito was a corrupt tyrant. You know who else is a corrupt tyrrant? Suddam Hussein. It is a fact that if men like these are left to their own devices long enough, they will eventually rise to atrocious heights. It was already proven once that appeasement does not work.
Ok, so, in short, here's the message: There is a very large, very Iraqi problem in the Middle East. This needs to change. Without conflict, there can be no change. So Protesters, c'mon, be reasonable. Drop your signs, forget your worthless display of peace, return to your homes, and Shut The Fuck Up
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Pro-Lifers (the abortion kind)
Since we cannot go around classifying everything that has a heartbeat in the "Life" catogorey, I have boiled it down and set a standard mark for all of us to go by:
Has it been born yet?
What was that?
No?
Then shut the fuck up.
Simple as that.
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